I wish I had a mature sister. If I try and talk to her about boys she immediately goes ‘eww’.
What the fuck? You’re sixteen, and have the mental age of a five year old.
That’s not normal….

I hate my family. The first thing my dad said to me this morning was:
“you’re up early, have you started eating already? You don’t exactly need to eat”
He then called me fat and laughed.

I need a new band/gig buddy :(

If you want your child to end up mentally and physically fucked up and in counciling then ask my parents.
Oh and apparently it’s acceptable to let two girls walk home from college at 3:30 am (after getting back from holiday).